lizatoad

Help! What song is this in the Old Navy commercial???

LizaToad — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:16:52 -0800

WHIP? do YOU know? It's driving me nuts! i really like it!

Heather Mills Needs $20,000 per day!???!!!

LizaToad — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:08:13 -0800

I can't believe this woman! Heather Mills is demanding $20,000 A DAY in her divorce from Paul! I really can't stand her!

This is Heather when no one is looking:

Naomi Campbell to Mop Floors at NY Sanitation Department... HAHA

LizaToad — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:34:59 -0800

Wow... does this woman ever deserve it! hahahaha

read more here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17486078/

Man Strangles, Dismembers Wife while kids (4 and 6) sleep in next room....

LizaToad — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:46:37 -0800

This is really scary!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17465964/

Andy Dick Touches Ivanka Trump, gets kicked off Show

LizaToad — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:59:20 -0800

Andy is really an annoying guy.... but Ivanka looks gorgeous! i love the outfit she's wearing!... i'm a big fan of hers.

How UGLY is this dress??

LizaToad — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:49:11 -0800

Cool or Gross?

LizaToad — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:20:38 -0800

Alien Test Tube Baby !!!!

you can grow these weird things right in the comfort of your home!

NARSTY!

Article from Popular Mechanics magazine:

Test Tube Aliens: Gadget of the Week
Finally, a toy that invites children to explore the nature of cruelty. In fact, Electronic Test Tube Aliens ($15) are either the most cynical and ill-conceived toys on the market, or the world's first truly existential toy. The story is simple: There's an alien invasion on, and you get to be a collaborator by taking care of a Wi-Fi-enabled, battery-powered alien adoptee. Three of the aliens are good and three are evil; whether yours is good or evil has no bearing on how your creature will behave, since these test-tube babies can't fight each other or really do anything. Except die. In fact, that's their specialty.

Each alien comes in a white egg, which is lodged in a clear plastic tube. Flushing the tube with water dissolves the egg in an exciting burst of fizz, revealing a weird little guy that looks either vaguely sinister or openly menacing, depending on whether he's in good or evil mode.

Once you fill the tube with a mixture of water and powdered food called "Sloog," you're officially the sole caretaker of an alien invader. That flashing light on its head is its heartbeat, powered by a lithium-ion battery that can't be replaced or recharged. Like every one of us, this creature is destined to die.

The 4Kidz company rep I spoke with at this year's Toy Fair in New York City cited at least one example of an alien that had lived for seven months and counting. But that, he insisted, was a very rare exception. As the days go by, the alien’s foam body slowly absorbs its own fluid bath, growing exponentially larger. But let the liquid in the tube drop too low, and the heartbeat will flash orange as it begins to starve. If you don’t do anything, it’ll starve to death. If the liquid rises above the alien's antennae, its heart will flash green as it drowns. Too much time in the dark, and its heart will slow to stop. Too much light, and its heart will race out of control. Twelve hours of each are recommended.

To fully diagnose your alien's condition, you can connect it wirelessly to your PC. And this is where things get even more demented, because the company's Web site not only tells you how many times you've "neglected" your alien, by starving, drowning or over-exposing it to light and darkness, but it lets you "provoke" it. Hit a button and watch as its heart races. This isn't like asking someone to get a treadmill for a physical…. You're supposedly making the alien panic. Not only is its simulated life in its hands, but its mental health is, too.

The rep explained this feature simply: "Girls like to nurture their toys, and boys like to torture them." This is a toy for boys, he said, so the makers decided to provide various ways to torture these creatures. But guilt is a key element, too. The instruction manual warns, "Your alien will not forget that you neglected it." So as entertaining as it might be to torment, abuse and ultimately let your alien charge die, it’s also quietly logging your failures. And the fact that its lifespan is finite but without a defined upper limit makes this Kafka-esque game of nurture vs. torture even more compelling. And if your mind hasn't been blown yet, brace yourself: It's recommended for ages 7 and up. -Erik Sofge

Top 25 Crimes of the Century

LizaToad — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:16:25 -0800

Well well - now for something a little bit scary, but interesting....

On the 75th Anniversary of the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, TIME magazine has put together a list of the top 25 crimes of the century. Inlcuded are: The Black Dahlia, Son of Sam, Ted Bundy, the Lana Turner Affair, O.J. Simpson, the theft of the Mona Lisa and many many other scary, freaky people and crimes....

Read it here: http://www.time.com/time/2007/crimes/

Weirdo FISH...

LizaToad — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:30:21 -0800

Obviously (obviously obviously) Global Warming is very bad... but it has led scientists to discover some new species of animals...

For example this fish: apperently it has NO RED BLOOD CELLS and it's just plain old freaky looking! DAYUM!

Read this article for more info: it's interesting!!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/photogalleries/antarctic...

Do you ever send food back at a restaurant?

LizaToad — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:06:11 -0800

Inspired by FitSugar's stinky salad experiance...